Bacon or B.W.o.P.?

*life rant*

I like bacon. I find it to be a rather tasty addition to my regular diet. As a matter of fact, despite the non-Kosher-osity of bacon, I break the fast on Yom Kippur each year with a bacon cheeseburger (well, this year it was a bacon cheeseburger pizza).

I even found great amusement with Al's bacon essay contest. And congrats again to Bacon Bikini Mary for taking down the prize.

But bacon does have its limitations, right?

This past Friday, I was hanging out with a certain someone, and we got into a heated debate about bacon.

That certain someone told me that bacon is more satisfying than me.

At first I thought he was trying to make a funny. Sirry round eye rike to make jokes.

Then, after several minutes of listening to a recitation on the merits of bacon, I realized that he was dead serious.

My angry retort: "When was the last time bacon gave you a blow job?"

Sadly, I *still* didn't win the argument.